After a year on the run, hiding in Mexico on a private island run by Jeffery Hepstein — a billionaire who faked his own death — Pauly returns to serve up some ethnic, bogan, burnout-fuelled cheesy pizza. Pauly reopens the Fat Pizza shop with Bobo, his old pizza chef, but Bobo’s PTSD gets in the way of a perfect opening.

Pauly visits Julian Bausage in prison and tells him about his time hiding from the authorities in Mexico on a private island run by billionaire Jeffery Hepstein.

Pauly fires Bobo after discovering he's been chopping up the customers. Needing new staff, Pauly hires his cousins, Lino and Mary, to help run the restaurant.

Pauly puts some new, fully sick subwoofers in the Valiant only to rear-end former cop Richard Head. Pauly's jiggly leg medication causes him to hallucinate. Pauly hires Junior, Bobbo's old apprentice, to be the new pizza chef and breaks up a porno shoot behind the restaurant. Pauly double books after reconnecting with a pair of old crushes.

Pauly self-medicates to treat his jiggly leg. Pauly's new deliverer is the best he's ever seen but his other new hire needs some toughening up. Pauly trades his subwoofers for a pair of stooge-cancelling earphones. Hashfield enters its 15th virus lockdown.

Desperate for a new chef, Pauly buys the HAL 6000 pizza-making robot from China. Pauly agrees to help Jingping with his animal smuggling business. Pauly gives The Kid a road test to see if he can handle driving the Valiant. Hashfield's former mayor, and Pauly's Council contact, becomes the new premier. Pauly is living his best life as he himself in a friends-with-benefits situation with three women and his stalker is willing to be in an open relationship. Pauly's jiggly leg meds cause him to hallucinate being in Grease. Pauly's bribes are tripled but come with mad bonuses. Bobo plans his revenge.

Pauly hires the former premier to be his new delivery man. With all his new drivers, Pauly is spending his time playing 80s video games and texting the girls he's dating. Pauly takes a couple days off to race his new supercar at Bathurst. While passed out with Tina, Pauly has a freaky dream in which he is chased across the Nevada desert by two spies and a UFO. Rambo is dognapped to lure Pauly into a trap set for him by Ronnie McDoggle and all the stooges with a grudge against him. Is Pauly McFucked?