A short episode for the return to warm you all up to a new era. Alexa what is ANR

A day late because cuz we are both ill with covid 19!! Very homoerotic vibes in this one I'm sorry we will work on it.

We are in Martin's newly IKEA-furnished home. Drake thanks for coming to the six but pleaseee check in with us. We show you how to k*** someone, so you must tune in.

We go through the experience of being Toronto manz and how it has affected our code-switching behavior. Davinkis party hard but we party harder. We get laced a backyard jazz function. It's all happening now.

In Martin's absence, Hamzah jumps in the deep and drinks an entire Americano. This triggers a legendary 39-minute rant about war, politics, poverty, and karaoke. Warning: there is a hat switch halfway through.

We roleplay for an hour as your favorite celebrity power couple. We also start our first-ever beef with a very handsome internet micro-celebrity.

We're gonna go back in time to the first podcasts and take men off the mic. We update you on the much-awaited Keith Lee drama.

We announce that we pass the Bechdel test and claim our rightful thrones as feminist leaders. We also apologize to kpop.

Hold my hand as I show you how to get 10 Dave's Singles for $32 CAD. I'm in the kitchen and my knives are out. My middle toe is swollen.

Our brush with Dwyane da wock the Johnson, defending Northwest gagging her mom, Martin's famous babykeem impression, and our upcoming arrival to Cleveland.

Two young men puff up their chests because they are big boys. Jesus calls Hamzah. We make more flagrant accusations.

We unveil the king of pop, Yung Gravy, recount a close call with Tim Dillon and we determine if you are a lesbian.

Martin and his girlfriend Mandy make their podcast debut. Be patient with them they are learning. Do you miss me (Hamzah).

For the first time, Santa Claus sits down with his chief elf Eric Elf to break down some of the logistics of carrying out the monumental task of bringing cheer to all the world's children.

This episode is much more human now that we sound like we're preaching from inside a conch shell.

We are back from our retreats to our families and have much to say. Saltburn is addressed.

Martin and Mandy realize there is more to each other than meets the eye.. Hamzah is in the other room watching people are awesome compilation.

We make the grave mistake of perusing the back alleys of reddit and come to the conclusion the the world will come to a fiery end a trump will be president.

Join us as we discover our secret love for acting, reddit, and fishing vests. Stream fart.

We dive into the phobias that plague our species. Watch us regress into when the air was sweet and the cicadas were singing. Martin tries to befriend a child.

Do Mandy and Martin love each other? Do they trust Hamzah? Find out by watching.

Oh all the drama is addressed trust me...sit down grab some popcorn and chocolate and even a blanket and watch it all be addressed. Hasan Piker, Mandy, and even more.

Excuse the short episode, we had to rush to Arakis to eat spice

We reminisce about our high school experience and pray our peers and teachers aren't dead. What subject would we teach at your school. Also never glaze a bop or rizz her as well come on bro.

Three people. One couch. Two in love and one a lone wolf. Two cats. One dog. One mission. Talk for an hour.

As Hamzah recovers from his dangerous operation, these two Youtubers recount their psychedelic weekend. Which one of these two have a foot fetish? Leave you educated guess in the comments bellow.

Martin attends his first Tiktok Rizz Party, some lore on how Mandy met Martin, and Hamzah dissociates.

We delve into sexuality, spirituality, and encourage natural selection.

We spread misinformation about all your favorites. How many dabloons would you pay bary koeghn to attend your baby shower?

In the holiday spirit. Maybe our worst episode, never doing this again

We have landed in Curacao where we attempt to enjoy ourselves. Martin reveals his brother, and we discover white people's undomesticated origins. As I'm typing this 24 hours later and Martin is covering Mandy in yogurt to slow her burns.

Although the lighting is dreary, we are not. We come to you full of light and optimism. It's our last day on the island and we recap our trip and the Drake beef simultaneously. Not too mention some poetry fun at the end.

Don't be glum this is actually good news! With our return from the island a new chapter awaits, and Mandy can you use the living room on Sunday mornings now.

We lied this is actually our last episode filmed in Martin's home. And hopefully the last time we reference boneless pizza, amongst other things.

Bahaha 69 episode. New beginnings, new animal, same bros. Baby names, David Dobrik, and our GROATS. All is addressed.

The animals are amuck, Martin is in therapy, Hamzah is makes a scene try to return his loose wife beaters. We inverted the podcast are you happy.

We tear Wingstop a new one, Hamzah loses his blue check (sad), cremation, who not to rent from in Toronto from, and we start a new new fun segments woah.

Martin tells tales acai bowls and avocado toast, Sukihana is a comedic genius, Superbowl halftime predictions, literary throwback, and no advice.

Miso is gone and in return a couple of rat sisters,, reality tv discourse, and our very first ad read omg

Things mentioned in this episode: The first opium war, furries, inside out 2, dreams, cat breeds, Yemen's civil war, first high experiences, and more. A truly psychedelic episode.

The second coming of the infamous potato potato meme. Chase Rutherford details the escapades of a viral sensation.

We regress when to when consequences were alien, and reprimand was fiction. Hamzah has the hotties for a stranger, Martin bathes in soup, Trump is in trouble.

Biden has dropped out presidential race, and we respond by making smule remix's, amongst talk of circuses, legs, and incredible surgeries done under anesthesia? What the heck humans are awesome.

Reviewing Sheamus's performance on love island, a proposal on the podcast what woah, reminiscing of the the first take of the pod we did but camera wasn't on.

idk why we've been talking about our childhoods for the past 3 weeks guys what does this mean. Next episode will be a really cool zoom one who is excited.

A low quality zoom episode where we discuss becoming quora influencers. Hamzah is in Turkey, Martin is medicated, this video is 360p what is going on

You wish you could afford Hamzah's outfit. He does smell like a hot glue gun but he feels confident and that is what matters. Martin plans how he will change on his trip abroad, spending time with his grandfather with dementia.

Claire Drake and Chase Rutherford join to bully Hamzah. It takes two people to match Martin's freak. Martin will be back on a zoom episode next week.

Martin is glowing in his prime baecay vibes. Hamzah is struggling without him and that is OK. We watch scary movies at the same time without knowing who would've thought wow

Martin returns from his baecation to eerie vibes. Hamzah's hair is uncanny, they're swapping clothes again and age regressing.

Hamzah does a tarot card reading and Martin doesn't cuz he's a baby. Our aspirations, some regressing, some tiktok insider info, a little here a little there.

Hamzah is showing a bizarre amount of pale thigh. Martin and Mandy are in a perfect relationship. We are so freaking brain rotted.

The title has nothing to do with this episode. Hamzah came in late with the bape, they apologies for their mistake, the memories that we make, there's no mistake, that it's never too late ayeeee