Louie Bartholomew
Birthday: 1947-02-18 | Place of Birth: Carolina, Puerto RicoBorn and raised in the city of Puerto Rico, Louie Bartholomew knew from the start just how bizarre his adventures would get. He was born to a family of 3 mothers and 2 fathers and a couple other guys. Louie was arrested 28 times for beating up small children with an aluminum baseball bat. In a maximum security prison in El Salvador, Louie’s cell mate would be no other than Martin Scorsese, the director of Hugo. In prison, the two would explore each others mind and body as Martin taught Louie the beauty of art and cinema. Louie Bartholomew would then spend the next 3 decades of his life trying to release his magnum opus, Megalopolis 2, but eventually scrapped it last minute due to lack of interest. He would then make his first and final feature length film “Diggy and the bandits” after giving up on life, and would later crash into the twin towers out of shame for the monster he had created.
Known For
Acting
Role
as Diggy
as Diggy
as Sir ButterBumpkins
as Ricardo “Da Pickel” Mortilinus
as Goatse Gotye
